Crackondesuer 

Crackondesuer is a condesuer who knows where the best stuff is. It's not a habit it's a hobby.

The crackondesuer is here let's get cooking

Crackondesuer by Baroness Brass September 21, 2021

Crackeress 

A female Texan who posts crazy stuff about how blacks loved slavery and how Lincoln started the Civil War before he was even inaugurated. She also likes to use made-up words that she finds on Urban Dictionary as real words!!

Crackeress likes to say, "Oh you embicle moran retardo, you are such a rediculos epidologist if you think that the Civil War was about slavery -- it was about tariffs!! The South didn't start the war -- the mean Union troops were firing bricks from their fort at the nice, genteel cannonballs of the Southern gentry. It was so brutal!! Lincoln renig on a promise to let the South expand slavery."

Crackeress by Crackeress lover May 12, 2011

crackfest 

when you cant stop cracking up with someone else

hahahahahhahahahah
hahahHAHHAHAHhahahahhahahaAHHA
hahahahhahahaha omg were having a crackfest!!!

crackfest by monpri July 14, 2010

crackwench

like a crackwhore... but so much more cool

"using caffiene like a crackwench just released from detox"

crackwench by Shaun_15 September 30, 2005

Crackwear 

Urban clothing line from the d.

I got a new hoodie from Crackwear that reps the d.

Crackwear by CAL739 September 2, 2007

Cracklesack 

A name for a person being, goofy, silly, crazy or spontaneous. May also apply if a day is going badly or a class was not very fun. May be used as a noun, a verb or an adjective.

"You cracklesack."

"This is such a cracklesack day"

"I am taking a total cracklesack class."

Cracklesack by K$T February 3, 2010

Surface Crackess 

The effect of leaving an impression of your ass crack on a surface.

Dude, I left surface crackess on that car window!

Surface Crackess by dPythonb September 10, 2009