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Clackamas Claw 

Female hairstyle popularized by disgraced former figure skater Tonya Harding, characterized by bangs shellacked with hairspray that stick straight out from the forehead before arching downward, like eagle talons. The hair is frequently over-bleached (fried), with substantial dark roots.

Named after a semi-rural lower-middle class suburb of Portland, Oregon, frequently referred to as "Crack-a-my-ass", the style is mostly sported by skanky meth-skinny pickup truck drivers.
I was slumming it at Clackamas Town Center, and this mall rat cowgirl waitress at Claim Jumper almost put my eye out with her Clackamas Claw when she bent over to serve me my rotisserie chicken.
Clackamas Claw by PDXS March 28, 2010
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"dem crackas will come get ya"
crackas by swisher2x March 1, 2019
Slang term for Marijuana in Northern California.
Lets get some crackas and get super salty!
Crackas by W54crackas September 30, 2009

Craphamus 

A combination of the Holidays of Chanukah and Christmas where one receives gag type gifts.

Slang for disgust or disappointment.

A substitution for any vulgar word.
A car cut Steven off, and he yelled Craphamus!

All I received for my birthday was Craphamus.

We celebrated Craphamus together this year and had one hell of a time!
Craphamus by Buddy G January 2, 2012
Cream crackers made from Wheat Flour, Vegetable Oil, Salt, Raising Agents and Yeast.
Can be covered in butter.
Found in kitchen cupboard if lucky.
Hey Cowpig, I've just found some crackas.
Crackas by mceggy July 29, 2008
Butt Crack - As said by the YouTube hit, Glozell.
Pull up yo pants! Yo crackimus is showin!
Crackimus by Gloglo4465 July 22, 2010

Crackhouse 

The Salvation Army building across the St. George Condos in Downtown Ottawa, Canada. Located at 171 George Street in the Byward Market. Common spots for Crackheads are outside the building along the cement wall. The Ottawa Police can also be found here often as well.
Guy 1: "Lets go to the Byward Market to have some fun"

Guy 2: "Hell no, I don't want to go by the crackhouse on George St"
Crackhouse by A-Crackhead July 23, 2011