1. See cowpokes
2. A skit done by Mega64 about the new video game Call of Juarez.
I watched Cowpokez on youtube today.
RockerDown is a reversal of the Cowboy Up BS pride crap from the lame ass cowpokes that live in and around urban and suburban areas with trucks so bi you need an elevator to get into them. RockerDown is a call to arms for tattooed hairy freaky, fungus infested fools who are sick of country and boy bands.
At the Tommy Lee concert, Rusty screamed "ROCKERDOWN" to the stage and the crowd, upon hearing his lament, roared in return.
Alt. name for that movie tale of cowboy starfish spearing. Given how quickly the boys get down to business in that cosy little tent of theirs, it just makes a kind of sense.
"Well, there were no condom dispensers on the open range in those days, so they should have called it Bareback Mountain".
"Wise words my friend. Pass the nachos".
Cowboy beer is beer that has been through at least one set of kidneys. A cup of beer piss, to be blunt. Thrifty cowpokes have long known that one can fill up their mug on the cheap from an unflushed toilet or urinal in a beer-sloshed country/western bar. Odds are good that drinking this "cowboy beer" will make the drinker tipsy. Studies say that alcohol potency is increased when passed through a set of kidneys, so grab a mug, buddy!
Trey left his wallet at home, so he drank cowboy beer all night at the honky bar, listening to 'Achy Breaky Heart' on the jukebox.
1. (noun) A lazy cowboy who neglects their duties on a farm or ranch.
2. (noun) A rural person in an urban environment, such as an office, who's mannersisms are notably different, less competitive, and often performed at a slower pace than the urbanites. The term may be used in either an endearing or insulting way.
3. (verb) The act of pressing one's finger against a domesticated bovine for the purpose of testing the quality of meat or just for fun. Usually the index finger is used.
4. (noun)(slang) A male person with a tendency to have sex with only overweight females.
1. "Umm...Ma? I saw the cowpoke fishing at the river with no pants on I think."
2. BOSS: Hey, cowpoke. I need 25 copies of this report.
COWPOKE: You're funny, Mister Wilson. I like you.
BOSS: Actually, I'm serious. I need them before the staff meeting.
COWPOKE: Well. I'll see what I can do. Heh heh heh.
3. Leanne secretly watched Andy as his cowpokes seemed like more than just cowpokes lately.
4. After picking him up from his mom's motel room that morning, Bennie surprised Jay by calling him a cowpoke.
(verb) The act of (typically homosexual) cowboy-on-cowboy sexual intercourse.
PERSON 1: "You'd think that the North Dakota State University 'Saddle and Sirloin Club' would be accustomed to cowpoking."
PERSON 2: "Yeah, I'm sure that all their members have engaged in a little cowpoke at one time or another."
|7.||Hick Be Good Stick|
Stick used to keep rustlers, wranglers, cowboys, cowpokes, and other assorted rednecks in line.
Boy, you best be in line or I'll pull out the hick be good stick on yer ass.