Your 2nd cousin twice removed

The coolest comeback ever.

Boy 1: Hey did you do your homework last night.
Boy 5: no but i did your mom
Random dude who needs a life: OHHHHHHHHH! SHNAP!
Boy 1: Yeah well, i bet my mom wasnt as good as your 2nd cousin twice removed!
Random dude who needs a life: OHHHHHHHHHH! somebody got uber noob pwned!

by BrianX94 May 31, 2009

first-cousin-twice-removed-in-law

1- First-cousin-twice-removed's spouse.
2- Spouse's first-cousin-twice-removed.
3- 1C2R-in-law.

My first-cousin-twice-removed-in-law is a good person.

by User655 July 26, 2021

second-cousin-twice-removed

1- Grandparent's second-cousin.
2- Second-cousin's grandchild.

My second-cousin-twice-removed is a good person.

by JAMP12 September 21, 2021

second-cousin-twice-removed

1- Great-great-grandparent's sibling's grandchild / Grandparent's second-cousin.
2- Grandparent's sibling's great-great-grandchild / Second-cousin's grandchild.

My second-cousin-twice-removed is a good person.

by ZJO8738 October 3, 2021

third-cousin-twice-removed

1- Grandparent's third-cousin.
2- Third-cousin's grandchild.

My third-cousin-twice-removed is a good person.

by JAMP12 September 21, 2021

third-cousin-twice-removed

1- Great-great-great-grandparent's sibling's great-grandchild / Grandparent's third-cousin.
2- Great-grandparent's sibling's great-great-great-grandchild / Third-cousin's grandchild.

My third-cousin-twice-removed is a good person.

by ZJO8738 October 3, 2021

sesqui-first-cousin-twice-removed

1- Child of their parent’s half-grandpibling with the other parent’s grandpibling.
2- Child of their parent’s half-grandnibling with the other parent’s grandnibling.
3- Child of their parent’s half-grandpibling with the other parent’s grandnibling.
4- Child of their parent’s grandpibling with the other parent’s half-grandnibling.
5- Grandparent's sesqui-first-cousin.
6- Sesqui-first-cousin's grandchild.

My sesqui-first-cousin-twice-removed is a good person.

by KOBO8956 September 22, 2021