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town and country

Also known as the minivan. A variation of the shocker. two in the pink, five in the stink.
Hey, your girlfriend is walking funny. That's because I gave her the town and country last night.

Town and Country

A Motor Vehicle made by Chrysler for people who simply cannot drive well. This includes but is not limited to driving slow, not using turn signals, turning off the engine while at a stop light (or a drive thru), continually varying speed for no reason, not paying attention, driving in the turning lane for a prolonged period of time, and tailgating. It is a generally accepted opinion that most drivers of the Town and Country are most likely mentally impaired in some way.
I just got Town and Country-ed at the drive thru, I almost threw some harsh verbs down.
Town and Country by F4NZI September 2, 2013

town and country

"...it was a total disaster. I forgot my wallet, so i circled back to the apartment and accidentally walked in on Jorge and Slippery Pete in the town and country.

Towns county

Is another town In bum fuck Georgia where the only pussy your gonna get is from ur cousin and there dumber than the rocks In Fannin county where the only thing they have is fieldstone and that’s a shithole there is nothing good in this palace of shit. This is the home to Banana Hands.
Towns county is a shit-hole
Towns county by Bobby Possumcod January 23, 2018

Towns County

A bunch of redneck, ingrown toenail, inbred shithole people, that like to gangbang and rape little kids. Like to fuck with their parents.
"Last night I had to drive through Towns County, and I saw someone giving head next to a McDonalds. It looked like two guys.
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026