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Ass Cookie  

Small shit-soiled pieces of toilet paper that become tangled in ass hair.
"I've got a nest of Ass Cookie Susan, so before you toss the salad let me go shower"
Ass Cookie by Nate_Ona February 22, 2007

Cookie Clicker Ass 

N. When your butt hurts from playing Cookie Clicker for too long and you can't get up.
Ugh I have Cookie Clicker ass right now

Black Ass Cookie Bitch

A southern raised White girl, who imitates todays African American Female.... A white hoe trying to act like a black hoe.
Jennifer was acting like a real Black ass Cookie Bitch in front of Shalonda.

Ass-Cookie 

" leftovers that come from not wipeing yr ass correctly or a mean nickname for your best friend/ bf/gf/lover!!
Y Dont you just go to hell u u ass-cookie you

Dude, you still have ass-cookies in yr boxers lmao
Ass-Cookie by dizzles wifey 09 July 29, 2009

ass cookie 

A cookie that has been placed between one's asscheeks for a period of time, 5mins to a half hour,once ass juices are absorbed the cookie is then strategically placed for an unwitting victim (normally a fat asshole)to find and eat.
That fat bastard Dimitri has been acting like a real dickhead, so i put and ass cookie on his desk and watched him eat it.
ass cookie by YoungBronson September 23, 2010

jamaican ass cookie

Jamaican ass cookie is a slang definition for someone with the name “hope