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concealer stick 

A subtle way to talk about a vibrator. Most men will think you are talking about make up
Jenny: oh looks like I need to pick up a new concealer stick

Brad: you spend too much money on make up

Jenny: but my concealer stick makes me happy... can I borrow 50 bucks? I need to get the one with two different ends on it

Brad: *hands over cash* hope this makes you happy

Jenny: *evil grin* you have no idea
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concealer 

A makeup product you use to conceal your big ass bags under your eyes.
"I use concealer to cover up my age because I'm old!"
concealer by Wtfrud July 4, 2017

Concieted 

1) The incorrect spelling of "Conceited"

Which Means
2) Excessively high opinion of one's self or ability
3) An elaborate or strained metaphor
One who thinks he or she is beautiful, is concieted. <--(Which is Spelled Wrong)
Concieted by Mike Schaefer February 10, 2009

muffin top concealer 

Those shirts that girls always wear that are tights at the top and then flow out over their muffin top. They think they are tricking you and hiding the muffin top that lurks under those folds of fabric.
Guy 1: That girl over there is hot
Guy 2: That's because she is wearing a muffin top concealer and her muffin top is hidden.
Guy 1: Touche

Concealer chav lips 

The act of covering your lips in concealer to look baller but really you look like you have just motted out a ghost
Josie thought she looked amazing with her concealer chav lips on her 30th birthday

wolf conkiller 

Loves to get Rusty Trombones from guys, his mothers a crusty ass milf, but a dab of KY will fix that, he is of afrinigger desent and attends elementry school.
Wow. I never thought conner could be such a Wolf conkiller!
wolf conkiller by AtR Wafflebaker November 10, 2010

Concieted 

1.excessively high opinion of one's self or ability 2.an elaborate or strained metaphor
one who thinks he or she is beautiful or hott such as concieted
Concieted by j red May 21, 2006