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Cornroll 

What some people say when they really mean "cornrow", completely missing the point that cornrow braids are similar in appearance to rows of corn.
"Hey, I want to cornroll my hair".
"Hmm, I don't know what that is, but if you'd like I can CORNROW it for you".
Cornroll by Smörf April 6, 2010
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Silent Cornroll

When a person has a serious rhetorical question or makes a redundant statement and the other person(s) continue on as if the question or statement wasn't made.
Obese woman: "Does this moo-moo make me look fat?"
Person 1: (Walks away)-Silent Cornroll

Gap employee: Does this mall have a Gap?
Person 1: (looks away)-Silent Cornroll
Silent Cornroll by Tweeda November 26, 2011

Cornrolls 

What some people say when they really mean "cornrows", completely missing the point that cornrow braids are similar in appearance to rows of corn.
"Hey, I want to you to make my hair into cornrolls".

"Hmm, I don't know what those are, but if you'd like I can braid them into CORNROWS".
Cornrolls by Smörf April 6, 2010

cornroll 

Someone who says corny/stupid stuff.
Nerd 1 - I spent 8 hours straight on WOW last night...no toilet breaks or nuthin hahahaha

Nerd 2 - You are amazing! *snorts* hahaha

Nigga walking by - Damn, you crackers is fuckin cornrolls fo'real
cornroll by Munny August 26, 2007

cornroller 

a shit/poo. usually one that has to be forced out of your sphincter because of its girth and dryness, usually leaving you sweating on the shitter.
"for gods sake this cornroller will not come out!"
"this cornroller is tearing my insides apart"
"omg just had the thickest cornroller"
"this cornroller is pure agony"
cornroller by reggybabes May 10, 2010
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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