cocktoonist
After I cleaned off my white board, a mysterious cocktoonist drew a bag of dicks on it for the office's viewing pleasure.
cocktoonist by tenesmus June 1, 2018
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Cocktension
-noun
1. The tension one experiences before receiving a two eyed dose of cock.
2. What the world is held together by, but also torn apart by.
1. The tension one experiences before receiving a two eyed dose of cock.
2. What the world is held together by, but also torn apart by.
Cocktension by Harry Herring March 26, 2009
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cock tennis
A game that surprisingly doesnt involve much tennis.
It involves 2 players, and you take it in turns to put your cock in each other's mouth, the first person to gag loses the point, and you continue scoring to get to a full game.
It involves 2 players, and you take it in turns to put your cock in each other's mouth, the first person to gag loses the point, and you continue scoring to get to a full game.
cock tennis by McLovin Babeson May 16, 2008
Cocktential
Opposite of poontential, when a party is an epic sausage fest, where there is an abundance of weiner.
"Hey Misha, your party blows! It has suck cocktential, the only person enjoying himself is closet homosexual Eddie"
Cocktential by Mystery Alan April 1, 2009
Nutshot
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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