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Cockwashed 

It’s like your brainwashed by a cock

When the Dick is so good it is all you can think about
Amanda was so cockwashed by Jason’s big girthy thundercock that she offered to cook every meal for him so she could suck and fuck him multiple times a day.
Someone who is both a cock and an ass
Sean is a cockass
Cockass by bigdaddyfatsacks January 26, 2010

Comcassed 

When a company screws you out of your money by misrepresenting the services they provide
I just used speedtest.net on my 50mb/ps connection and got 9mb/ps. Guess I've been Comcassed...
Cockass
Pronounced: Cock Ass (Cok Ass) or (Cok Ayass)
Meanings: A word often said by Jack Black. Can be found on Jack Black soundboards. Usually meant as an insult.
Anyone saying the word: You are suck a CockAss!!
Person being called a CockAss: Your so mean! *crying and running off like a little bitch*
CockAss by Faggot Bitch guy August 10, 2006
1) A nonsense compound insult that is primarily used in a humorous manner. 2) The combination of the words "cock" and "ass".
You are such a cockass.
cockass by Anonymous February 14, 2004
1.) term of disparragement. an insult. essentially derived from calling someone a cock and an asshole. Therefore, cockass.
(note: created by Jack Black of Tenacious D on the track "Inward Singing." He creates during a tirade against KG. )
Dude, I slept with your mom. I'm sorry.

You're a fucking cockass.
cockass by RodrigoT April 16, 2007