cock sock

A small cloth sock worn by male actors in movie love scenes that show a lot of skin.

Robert Downey Jr. was forced to wear a cock sock for the love scene because the actress didn't want his druggy penis near her vagina.

cock sock by Dr. Uncle Fucker Crapper John M.D. July 20, 2003

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Simple cock sock

The male equivalent of a basic bitch. A simple cock sock is a fuckboi who faps to conversations among fellow fuckbois about sports they've never even played except their 0-12 high school team or the occasional pick up game. The simple cock sock likes to talk the talk but sucks soft serve ass shit when it comes to getting laid in real life.

Lavender: "So I was talking to that guy in Philly again and I think he's finally realized he officially wants to be with me."

Matilda: "Girl, don't bother with that simple cock sock. Leave him be with his inner tube arms and toothpick legs at the gym and his gallons of fuckboi protein powder."

Simple cock sock by Pringle Says Hello November 28, 2016

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Cock sock

A sock for your cock

Yes I have a cock sock

Cock sock by Xx_mineShafter69_xX June 17, 2018

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cock sock water balloon

After sex you pass out with a condom still on. You forget about the condom then go to take a piss. Then rubber fills up with hot nasty post-sex piss. Now you've got a very dangerous situation on your hands

Jane: Whats this mess all over the bathroom floor?

Mike: Sorry babe, cock sock water balloon.

Jane: Im breaking up with you.

cock sock water balloon by SGT. Birdfeeder January 1, 2012