punch line cock block

When a person not involved in telling joke interrupts the person who is telling joke, thereby flummoxing the person and causing the mistiming of the punch line.

Kevin was just about to utter “Ta-da,” the punch line, when Rob interjected with a question, only to punch line cock block Kevin.

punch line cock block by aretegroup July 30, 2019

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cock lines

a. cock cuts are lines above the hips of a man.
the gruffudd, to which the previous definition refers, is actually pubic hair.

cock lines are muscly lines, they are hot.

cock lines by zeugma May 6, 2006

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cock lines

same as cock cuts, and
the gruffudd

i love cock lines.
i hate it when you see a man's cock lines.
i love going to the gym, cause you might see some hot cock cuts.
my girlfriend likes to kiss at my cock lines.
i want to make love to that greek god sculpture; what cock lines.

cock lines by zeugma July 29, 2008

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Cockline

The visible outline or transparent exposure of a flaccid penis through pants or shorts.

Jeremy, was rocking some very obvious cockline through his white shorts yesterday. Not surprised to learn he isn't packing much.

Cockline by namixas11 May 29, 2013

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cockline

a basic general mythical story made up by angry argumentative Canadians to gain attention during sessions of hard chat

'you guys don't know what cocklines are? gather around'

cockline by asidjazz May 14, 2008

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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