In-Game Cock Block 

A cock block that occurs in a video game caused by someone watching the game.

During Grand Theft Auto
Joe:Can you shoot your gun on a date.

Brian:I don't know.(Shoots gun and girl runs in fear)

Joe: Oh man! Sorry, thats the biggest in-game cock block I've ever been apart of.

In-Game Cock Block by Nice Cream Paint Job November 13, 2009

Black cock in the ass 

Black cock in the ass

“Hey man wanna talk about the Holocaust?”
“Black cock in the ass”

Black cock in the ass by anonymous November 22, 2021

Black cock in the ass 

Black cock in the ass

“Hey man wanna talk about the Holocaust?”

“Black cock in the ass,” *proceeds to shit*

Black cock in the ass by anonymous November 22, 2021

Black cock in the ass 

Yes

“Hey sexy, wanna talk about the Holocaust?”

“Black cock in the ass” *proceeds to shit*

Black cock in the ass by Fuck Alex he’s a bitch November 22, 2021

inadvertent cock-block 

when your roommate cock-blocks you inadvertently, just because he/she lives there and wants to go to sleep, making it not really his/her fault, but frustrating all the same. This becomes even more frustrating when your partner has roommates as well, leaving you completely dry.

Last night I got hit by an inadvertent cock-block. Talk about frustrating.

inadvertent cock-block by Taylor McClanahan April 29, 2008

International Cock Block Day 

Every May 25th is International Cock Block Day

International Cock Block day is today that is why i was between u and your girl

International Cock Block Day by jokes1910 October 2, 2011

Olympic Cock blocking 

cock blocking at a level so high, that you cant believe the person that is attempting to prevent you from gettin some play is still trying. so it can only be known as the Olympic level. this person will try to pull out every excuse to prevent you from having a good time, whether boy/girl, even if it means making a bullshit excuse or story to avoid a possible score for you. these people are basically trying to play defense when they are already down by six TD's in the end of the fourth and you are guaranteed the trophy and all that shit.

the party is coming to an end and Im vibin' really good with this one chick. but some asshole is tryna get in the way of my score with this chick and i hurdled all his shit like it was the olympics. he tried to invite other people to stop me from gettin my girl, he jumped into every convo we was tryna have. this dick even tried to critisize some small stuff like the color of my shirt to make me look like a shithead. yo even tried to split a cab with me an my girl but my girl set him straight by saying she was going home with me and thats when everybody at the party knew his ass was tryna cock block at an olympic level,so it could only be described as Olympic Cock blocking.

Olympic Cock blocking by sweetrod willy March 5, 2010