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club name 

The name you give to creepy losers who hit on you when you're out on the town with your friends and you don't want to give out your real name.

It's best to choose something common that sounds believable & easiest to use the same name every time. This way, your friends are less likely to accidentally blow your cover by screaming, "HEY, MARIE...MARIE!!" at you when you're mooching free drinks from a guy who thinks your name is "Amy".
Random Douche Bag: "Heyyyy, whazz up, baby?! Yer lookin' fiiiiiner than a new set of snow tires. My name's 'Chance'. Do I have one? Har-Har-Har!!! Seriously, baby...what do they call an angel like you?"

Marie: "Ummm...AMY."

LATER...

Erica: "Marie, why does this Douche Bag keep calling you 'Amy'?"

Marie: "You didn't think I'd give him my real name, did you? I gave him my Club Name, fool."
club name by Marie16 May 10, 2010

country club negro 

A light-skinned brother of some means or economic success, generally tolerated by those (well off white men) he works with/ lives near because of his nonthreatening demeanor and quasi-assimilation into white culture/ language/ customs. For all intents and purposes, outside of pigment, country club negro *is* a white man in all regards.

Examples: Carlton from the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air, David Otunga and Byron Saxton from WWE, both Gumbels.
"The first time I saw him at the Cricket Club golfing, I was aghast. 'A colored on the links?' I asked. But after talking to the chap, I discovered he wasn't one of *them* at all. He was a country club negro. He was almost one of us."
country club negro by SeanyOnTheSpot December 29, 2016

club niggerfucker 

A bar, club, restaurant or general gathering place where white women go to get fucked by niggers.
The niggers were running a train on the bitches at club niggerfucker last night.
club niggerfucker by Nighatr February 23, 2011

Club Nintendo 

A website for registering Nintendo games for Wii & DS that are published by Nintendo. You will be rewarded with "points" for completing surveys after registering games. You can redeem these points for prizes such as more wii remote straps, Mario & Zelda posters, and overpriced Game & Watch games. Everything you buy from Club Nintendo is paid for only with points, and there is free shipping.
Billy: I just bought 3 Super Mario Posters from Club Nintendo! It was free, although I had to buy a lot of games to get it!
Jim: That's not free.
Billy: It sort of is.
Club Nintendo by AaAaAa!!!!!!!!!!! January 12, 2011

Club Necking 

Scouse saying to kiss/snog/French kiss/neck/meet/play tonsil tennis (however you say it) within a club setting. The action of the kiss should be hard and fast, sometimes being described as 'dead dead hard and dead dead fast'.
'Did you see Amy and Joe club necking last night'

'Yeah they were going for it dead dead hard and dead dead fast!'
Club Necking by kenwong December 27, 2010

Club Nipples 

When a girl is horny in the club and her nips become erect.
Sophia: "Ooo damn Ryan is lookin' nice tonight."

Anne: "Girl yo nips is huge!"

Anne & Sophia: "CLUB NIPPLES!!"
Club Nipples by SPACENIPPLES December 16, 2011