Clarkejob 

A man with a very large penis OR a sexual act that only someone with the last name of Clarke can give or receive.

1.Wow Clarkejob you have a huge cock!

2. That was a great Clarkejob you gave me last night.

Clarkejob by The J.O.B. May 20, 2011

clarkeometer 

(n) a device, and/or system of measurement used to indicate the quantity of hair in the (female)genital region. Also frequently applied to males in the 21st century.

I didnt want to go down on her when I discovered that she scored very highly on the clarkeometer.

clarkeometer by Professor Goat December 14, 2004

Claremore 

Town where nothing and everything happens, people fade into the background, and children roam the streets. Typically full of traffic because nobody works, and or they don't go to their jobs when they are supposed to. Every train goes through here, it's an awful place to live.

Nathan: "Damn, did you hear that Kylie moved to Claremore?!"

Dustin: "Aw, fuck. She's not going to be a good time at parties anymore."

Nathan: "For real."

Claremore by Larryson April 2, 2011

The Hillabrian Clareborne 

A dope ass magazine from long island. A mixture between Graphic Design and Creative Writing, The Hillabrian Clareborne delivers the best in visual entertainment!

"Did you read The Hillabrian Clareborne this month?"

"Oh Hell Yeah! They got the dope ass articles."

"Awwhh yeah they do"

The Hillabrian Clareborne by Sir Issac Franklyn of 9th Ward January 17, 2012

clarker 

A paedophile often associating his or her fantasies with young anime characters.

George is such a clarker.

clarker by frandagdee February 17, 2025

st.colemans claremorris 

Fun Fact: They Will never sing “12 hogan cups”
Connacht final runners up.

St.colemans claremorris? Who are ya ? Who are ya? Who are ya?

st.colemans claremorris by Dugturk101 February 9, 2022