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Rusty Clarinet 

The act of being so horny that you look at your clarinet as a viable option to use as a fleshlight. Results may vary.
Aidan: “Oh, dude can I try your clarinet real quick?”
Renato: “Nah man, I was down bad and I pulled a Rusty Clarinet yesterday”
Rusty Clarinet by LargeDavid April 6, 2021

learned the clarinet at school 

Euphemism for "I give great blow jobs"
John: I learned the clarinet at school
*sherlock eagerly removes pants*

learned the clarinet at school 

The term "learned the clarinet at school" is most commonly used by persons as a way of conveying the fact that they have been known to give fantastic oral sex, particularly on male genitalia.
"I learned the clarinet at school." John said, sending a wink in the direction of his room-mate.

Clarineticorn 

A unicorn with a clarinet as a horn. one can be a clarineticorn by placing the bell of one's clarinet on their forehead and holding it there so that the rest of the clarinet sticks up like the horn of a unicorn. (usually done while running and/or making akward, loud noises)
Person 1: (running with their clarinet on their head) "AAAHH!!!"
Person 2: "dude, what's that guy doing"
Person 3: "oh he's just being a clarineticorn"
Clarineticorn by AAAHREALMONSTERS September 2, 2012

La Toca Camioneta

Everything Midas touched turned to gold. Much like Midas' magic touch, people inflicted with La Toca Camioneta make everything they touch smell like oranges.
When Harry Potter danced with Hermione in The Deathly Hallows — Part 1, her ass smelled of oranges due to Harry having La Toca Camioneta. His hand grazed her left cheek while they were freaking to "Rapper's Delight."

I Learned The Clarinet at School

John: I learned the clarinet at school.

Sherlock: Uh...