The term "learned the clarinet at school" is most commonly used by persons as a way of conveying the fact that they have been known to give fantastic oral sex, particularly on male genitalia.
"I learned the clarinet at school." John said, sending a wink in the direction of his room-mate.
A unicorn with a clarinet as a horn. one can be a clarineticorn by placing the bell of one's clarinet on their forehead and holding it there so that the rest of the clarinet sticks up like the horn of a unicorn. (usually done while running and/or making akward, loud noises)
Person 1: (running with their clarinet on their head) "AAAHH!!!"
Person 2: "dude, what's that guy doing"
Person 3: "oh he's just being a clarineticorn"
Everything Midas touched turned to gold. Much like Midas' magic touch, people inflicted with La Toca Camioneta make everything they touch smell like oranges.
When Harry Potter danced with Hermione in The Deathly Hallows — Part 1, her ass smelled of oranges due to Harry having La Toca Camioneta. His hand grazed her left cheek while they were freaking to "Rapper's Delight."