Chronomatopoeia 

Substituting "chron" for a syllable in a word, to make a weed-related pun, with a self-referential meaning.

"The Democratic Republic of Chrongo" is a chronomatopoeia.

Chronomatopoeia by Joe Chrontana September 22, 2011

Chronobate 

Masturbating at the same time everyday or on a certain day every week, month, etc.

Bob: Hey wanna go to Jim's?

Bill: Nah it's 4:00 o'clock, Jim's about to chronobate.

Chronobate by Ubergazz June 19, 2010

Chronomatic 

The type of high that makes your vision go into widescreen and makes everything around you look and sound like a movie.

After my last hit, the lighting changed and everything got chronomatic.

Chronomatic by J.N. Growling July 7, 2010

chronopath 

chronopath n. (Gr. khronos, time + Gr. patheia, suffering) Ð a person who suffers from chronopathy, i.e. a disorder of time sense.

chronopathic adj Ð characterized by chronopathy.

Why are you always late? Are you a chronopath?

He has no ill intentions or disrespect when he misses one appointment after another. He is severely chronopathic since his childhood.

chronopath by Mikhail Epstein November 13, 2003

chronopathy 

chronopathy n. (Gr. khronos, time + Gr. patheia, suffering) Ð a temporality disorder, a deficiency of time sense and inability to manage time, to comply with schedules, etc.

Chronopathy is the unindentified cause of many social disorders and career failures.

Chronopathy can be compared to blindness or dyslexia. As a severe impairment of the time orientation ability, it should be treated as a psychological condition rather than a moral deficiency.

chronopathy by Mikhail Epstein November 13, 2003

chronogänger 

<noun> When one person looks like another person, only if they were younger or older. Your eyes will play tricks on you, and it feels like your perception took a time-machine trip. But, in all reality, it's actually a completely different person.

"Did you see the chronogänger I mentioned to you earlier? He looks like my math teacher at 22. Someone else told me that the principal looks like a 48-year old Taylor Swift."

chronogänger by Chronophile September 23, 2014