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butt nose Christmas tree 

A butt nose Christmas tree 🌴
Wow, look at that butt nose Christmas tree!
butt nose Christmas tree by AriaSa December 14, 2022

stick a dick in his butt and call it Christmas 

To pass off bad news as good news. Usually it applies to when this act is incredibly obvious and poorly executed. When this is done, it is usually even more offensive than simply telling someone the bad news.
The doctor said that Joe was lucky to be paralyzed, since he'd no longer have to worry about getting into skateboarding accidents. All he did was stick a dick in his butt and call it Christmas.

Christian Butt Sex 

A way for Christian girls to have sex without losing her technical virginity.

Christmas butthole 

Just think about it: a big red butthole filled with the holiday spirit.
Deb: Well fuck me in my Christmas butthole.

Dex: Huh?

butthurt christian 

When a christian realizes there is no God.
Joe became a butthurt christian today.
butthurt christian by snowyday August 15, 2017
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026