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christmas songs 

songs sung for christmas hence the name "christmas songs" even retards that look shit up like christmas songs should know that
my version of the christmas song "deck the halls"

Deck the halls with Gasoline!
Fa la la la la..la la la la
Light a match and watch them scream!
Fa la la la la..la la la la
Watch the world burn to ashes
Fa la la la la..la la la la
Aren't you glad I play with matches?
Fa la la la la..la la la la!

and because the example must use "christmas songs" and i only wanna put 1 christmas song here...the preceeding was created
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"Chestnuts Roasting on an Open Fire" was made famous by Nat King Cole. Ignorant people tend to believe that it is called "The Christmas Song," but they obviously have no clue of what they are talking about.
What is the name of that song that starts off like "Chestnuts roasting on an open fire, Jack Frost nipping at your nose?"

Dude...It's called "Chestnuts Roasting on an Open Fire," you idiot. If you believe it's "The Christmas Song" than look it up on wikipedia or something reliable.

Oh. Okay
christmas song by Mel Torme December 14, 2006

Christmas Song

h t t p s : / / w w w . y o u t u b e . c o m / w a t c h ? v = 7 8 R 4 g k p u D A A
Remove the spaces for video! ;)
This is a good Christmas Song you should watch it! ;)
Christmas Song by Idiot801 December 12, 2016

Christmas Song

h t t p s : / / w w w . y o u t u b e . c o m / w a t c h ? v = 7 8 R 4 g k p u D A A
Remove the spaces for video! ;)
This is a good Christmas Song you should watch it! ;)
Christmas Song by Idiot801 December 12, 2016

Christmas Song

h t t p s : / / w w w . y o u t u b e . c o m / w a t c h ? v = 7 8 R 4 g k p u D A A
Remove the spaces for video! ;)
This is a good Christmas Song you should watch it! ;)
Christmas Song by Idiot801 December 12, 2016
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026