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Chris enjoys cocks

When you call a resident and the owners chris and joy cox record the answering machine message drunk and it comes out as chris enjoys cocks.
Its chris enjoys cocks so leave your message
Chris enjoys cocks by Tafukk November 11, 2021
1.To ride a Motorcycle like a Mexican running from the Border Patrol with a pound of Chrystal meth, while carry guns bought from the ATF.2,To ride a motorcycle like Steve McQueen in the desert on a full moon.
Juan was chrisen last night. I was chrisen last night in Baja.
chrisen by hammerinn101 September 23, 2012

chrisening 

To place an image of Chris Pratt upon another being
I bought a sheet of Chris Pratt stickers for the purpose of chrisening my friends tomorrow.
chrisening by Kittycornflamingo March 29, 2021
To saturate violate in vulgar or creep-ish cover with jizz
The gang came over her & chrisened her booty ho afterwards
Chrisen by B'Rabbit September 20, 2023
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026