A devout christian conservative that bitches about other religions wanting to implement their beliefs into society who ironically pumps their own christian horseshit down everyone's throat.

Heard this motherfucking CHRIST LOVER bitching today about Muslims wanting to force Sharia Law on innocent American children. Next thing outta his mouth was how we need to force prayer in public schools.

Christ Lover by Tighter Than A Newborn July 26, 2011

ChrisLovesMashandaMore

Verb: The act of Chris loving Mashanda more.

ChrisLovesMashandaMore and that's a fact.

ChrisLovesMashandaMore by ChrisLovesMashandaMore August 7, 2019

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Chrislove

A girl that enjoys laughing andin joyful most of the time.She is most likely to fall in love easy.She loves shopping.She draems of one day meeting the one for herself.And often lies to herself.But is also confident

Why are you such a Chrislove , you fall in love too easy.

Chrislove by kekeburta July 9, 2011

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Christovery

This occurs when you're listening to a band you think is awesome, look them up, than get dissapointed by discovering they are a full out Christian band.

Joey: yo i was listening to this amazing band, but their die hard Christians so i don't really like them anymore.

Greg: Ha, looks like someone made a Christovery.

Christovery by J to the gangsta G skillet August 26, 2010

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