Chronnuckah 

In the Jewish faith, a celibration that commemorates the way--after the Romans sacked the temple and left only enough for one bowl--the bud lasted eight nights.

This is celebrated by lighting one more bowl on an eight chambered bong known as a Chronukiah starting at the right and lighting one more chamber evey night for eich night of Chronuckah.

Also crockies, a dish made form potatoes and cannibutter, are traditionally eaten.

Little Girl: but papa, papa, this is only enough weed for one bowl. how is this gonna get us all high for eight nights?

Father: well little Suzie, thats the miracle of Chronnuckah

Chronnuckah by The Lonliet Monk January 11, 2008

channukah penguin 

The penguin that leaves presents in the closet for all the Jewish boys and girls. He leaves these presents by riding on a magical spinning dradel. This penguin was made up by Cydni and Emily. All of this happens during Channukah.

The Channukah Penguin came to my house last night and left me the Coldplay CD.

channukah penguin by FabulouslyRandom July 26, 2008

The Chanukah Song 

A sweet song by Adam Sandler that talks about all the famous people who are jewish. It is a must. you must listen to it.

George: Hey bob, why are you listening to Mariah Carey's christmas classics?

Bob: Man shes hot.

George: you should listen to the chanukah song. You know because your a jew.

Bob: so i cant listen to my christmas carols just because im jewish? Screw you man.

The Chanukah Song by Sara D.V. July 17, 2007

Harry Chranukkah 

Merry Christmas / Happy Hanukkah

We wish you a Harry Chranukkah and a happy new year!

Harry Chranukkah by Katie/ Taryn November 6, 2004

Chranukah 

A holiday celebration usually celebrated in December, but sometimes in July or other months, in which friends and/or family gather in festive spirit to smoke large amounts of chronic and then eat a glorious holiday feast to satisfy their munchies.

-Hey Uncle Joshua, are you coming over for latkes tomorrow?
-Of course Aaron, and the Rabbi's bringing lots of weed so we can have a proper Chranukah celebration.

-Yo Jamall, you comin' to Darnell's tomorrow?
-What for?
-Smokin our black anuses off for Chranukah before the game.

Chranukah by ScottyMaserati December 14, 2010

chanukah 

Festival of Lights. Commonly known as the time Jews made some piddly amount of oil burn for 8 days.

An excellent time for candle displays, latkes, and Horrah music.

Jew: "Have some bubbly, greasy latkes!"

Dude: "Oy, this is why people were actually suprised that Jews could be stingy with oil. I think I understand Chanukah."

chanukah by TreeWeezel November 21, 2010

Chanukah 

One of the most favorited Jewish holidays.

I can't wait for Chanukah!

Chanukah by MinxFan2016 October 10, 2016