chodewaffle

when its really cold outside and your chode starts to get hard and cold like a waffle

Damn dude its cold outside!! I'm starting to develop a mad case of chodewaffle

chodewaffle by will moghanloo September 11, 2006

choduram 

Basically a chodu from the village

Look at that choduram

choduram by Chandar May 22, 2007

chodawater 

A backwoods (peckerhead) chaunce who spunts water instead of streams of thick gooey cum.

Dude, Ryan, you hear about that chodawater Jerrit? He's fuckin' burnt.

chodawater by chauncy mcfadden November 2, 2003

chodular 

Something totally radical and small or just really wide. Wider than it is long.

"DUDE! that michael guy is so chodular."

chodular by Kylie May 13, 2005

chodukartick

Indian slang
chodu=fucker, kartick is the name of Lord Shiva's first son and is a "Prince charming".
Abusively said means 'good for nothing fucker'

I had instructed chodukartick to buy a few things from the market and all he managed to fuck a 'sales assisstant' instead.

chodukartick by chodukartick December 31, 2009

chodukar 

chod means fuck, chodukar is a Urdu word to describe a person who is fucked up in a stupid way.
Chodakar can be used to describe someone who is incompetent

saala chodukar chootiagya hai.
Hey stop being a chodukar and plug the Xbox in before turning it on.

chodukar by Nick khole ass March 13, 2008

chodulance 

1) What should be said if an ambulance resets the stop light when you are about to get a green

2) Incredibly strong and annoying turbulance

1) Oh my god, we've been at the light forever. Wait the cars are slowing down. Its going to turn green. CHODULANCE.

2) Ladies and gentlemen, the turbulance has now become severe chodulance. We advise you duck and cover your heads.

chodulance by HyperAjax August 7, 2009