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Cockolantern 

An illuminated cock given its glow by a glow in the dark condom
ZOMG ITS RADIOACTIVE ITS A COCK NO ITS COCKOLANTERN!
The way that "Choking" is spelled by idiots
Paper: The victim was chocking
Teacher: Are you retarded? it's spelled "Choking"
Chocking by TheWarHorse100 October 9, 2018
Choking + Cock

When you gag or choke on a penis while performing oral sex.
"Dude, Tiffany was TOTALLY chocking on me yesterday!"
"Seriously?! Gnarly!"
Chocking by cocksaint March 2, 2021

chocobanana 

someone who used to like a Youtube channel that turned into a meh podcast, that turned into a shit tier podcast, that now actively really dislikes the people who made the Youtube channel they used to like
You're being such a CHOCOBANANA
chocobanana by Terra Figaro October 12, 2022

Chocobanana 

When you are having anal sex and your partner shits on your dick, covering it in "chocolate".
"Shit, Chantelle chocobananaed my dick. What a bitch, she better clean this shit up!" - Jerome
Chocobanana by Anon1116969 November 2, 2009

cockiana weasel 

Nigga who eats anything that looks like crack, cockaine
Tell that cockiana weasel to stop eating my baking soda, god damn bitch!
cockiana weasel by Matt K. May 26, 2003