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Criswelled 

The act of attempting to buy a reasonable amount of beer or liquor for a person or group of people but then purchasing more then intended due to only spending a little more money
Leslie went to the liquor store to buy a six pack of beer but upon arriving noticed a 12 pack for only $3 more. She left with the 12 pack, she was criswelled.
Criswelled by aslcihsuslaze April 23, 2011
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chill or be chilled

When someone for some reason is very agitated or angry who really needs to calm down.

This gives them the option to calm down and relax themselves or others will do it for them.
that C**** wont answer the phone! WTF! im gonna keep calling the b**** until she f****** picks up!" "mate, we are tryin to have a good time! chill or be chilled!" "yeah, OK.
chill or be chilled by B247E July 7, 2010

The Chiseled Adonis 

Diligent, Vigilant, Meticulous, Sagacious, Conscientious, Analytical, Methodical, Individual
You’re really acting like The Chiseled Adonis right now.

Chiseled Muffin 

A burley; yet, well defined vagina.
Damn, you have one great looking Chiseled Muffin.

A vagina like that of Kelly Ripa.
Chiseled Muffin by The Chiseler September 29, 2010

Casselled 

To get led on more than any man has ever been led on and then dropped, rapidly and harshly
That girl just Casselled you
Casselled by MBU December 11, 2017

Chilled Brownie 

Fecal matter deposited inside a refrigerator, freezer, or any other cold storage device; Usually caused by masked shit bandits, the girl who passed out on your couch at 10:00 PM, or drunken debauchery and anal pounding foreplay.
She pulled a chilled brownie and left three big logs on top of my leftover green beans, that bitch!

I went to get a glass of ice cold water but instead I got an ice cold smell of chilled brownie.

chilled out entertainer

The attitude and proffesion of David Brent, star of "the office"(UK version).
"You'll never get another boss like me, someone who's basically a chilled out entertainer."