free the chilean miners

to take a dump

Where did you run off to in such a hurry?
I had to go free the chilean miners.

I feel like I haven't pooped in days, I need to free the chilean miners.

free the chilean miners by Epich October 17, 2010

Chilean Gummi Miners 

A sexual activity for consenting adults. First, the female places herself in the doggy-style position (in her location of choice; preferably with her face placed flat upon the surface), then you get yourself a bag of Gummi Bears, and proceed to insert the little bears one by one into her anus. Once you've placed enough in there, go ahead and suck them out using only your mouth/tongue. This activity works best if the female has had an enema beforehand. please enjoy responsibly.

"My GF and I tried playing 'Chilean Gummi Miners' and I got shit in my mouth.. never again!"

Chilean Gummi Miners by capitanpingaloca February 26, 2015

Trapped Chilean Miner 

A gentlemen who was required to "take one for the team" (i.e. the act of defiling a lady of size as part of an overall "team strategy") is lured and trapped by an unwanted and unexpected act of face-sitting.

Dude, you owe big time. She suffocated me like a trapped chilean miner!

Trapped Chilean Miner by Five Dollar Dazzle January 12, 2011

Chilean Miner 

During oral sex, where the giver stays at the bottom of your shaft so long, you'd swear she plans to stay there until Christmas.

Does she like to give blow jobs? Oh yeah, that Betty is real Chilean Miner.

Chilean Miner by Belfry September 3, 2010

Chilean Miner Syndrome 

The condition where heterosexual males become sexually aroused by members of the same sex after experiencing long periods of time without females in their immediate environment.

Sean: Dude, there's only guys here on this camping trip.

Michael: Yeah, I know, we're in danger of succumbing to Chilean Miner Syndrome at this rate.

Chilean Miner Syndrome by Mr Redmond January 3, 2011

Lone Chilean Miner 

n. An ingrown pubic hair on the underbutt.

-Common occurrence among extremely overweight men wearing denim riding rascals through Six Flags Over Georgia during the months of August.

- Also has sporadically occurring in females with excessive peri-anal hair and type 2 hyperhidrosis

While riding the scooter at Wal-Mart, DeWayne realized the the coarse leather seat has popped his Lone Chilean Miner, causing a sour stench to radiate from his underbutt.

Lone Chilean Miner by Slippery Dingo August 9, 2012

Chilean Miner Deep 

Going balls deeper than deep during sexual intercourse.

Suzie: Dang, little Bobby was Chilean Miner Deep in me last night.
Sandy: Wow, Suzie, did they have to send in a rescue team?

Chilean Miner Deep by Newkixchic January 29, 2012