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The term which defines fake/pho "cheese." It is used mainly by vegans/raw vegans. the process where you take NON animal derivitives and make a creamy ball of nuts/soy, or some other substance. It's 100% healthier for you, without all that cholesterol & sat. fat! "Gloria and I just made a delicious Cheeze ball for our party tonight."
"Those Cheeze & crackers were a big hit with the kids- can I have your recipe?" |
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| 2. | chukie cheeze | ||
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my freind and I were discusing basket ball and he mentioned my favorite player. so we gave each other a high five in the style of chukie cheeze.
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| 3. | Star-nosed Platypus | ||
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The star-nosed platypus looks like any other platypus except for the retarded deformation on its cranium. It is commonly mistaken for an extremely wet and very hairy beaver. The stare-nosed is commonly found frozen in the ice flows of the Antarctic during the Summer Solstices. Do to its alarming abundance of sex chromosomes; the star-nosed has a spectacular stamina of 30 to 40 seconds. They are constantly pestered by there main predator, the goannas (which inhabit the upper regions of South America).
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Their History: The star-nosed platypus was discovered in 1000s of years ago. After consuming too much Smirnoff Zvonimir, an outsider from Australia, managed to roll a one. In order to celebrate he rip a page out of a phone book, burned in a meager bonfire, and dance around it chanting "erect poodles make the greatest gift". Just then a razor-blade soared out of the flames and punctured his left eyeball. Upset by the lost of his favorite ball he began to bash his head into the frigid ice water Antarctica. Once he broke though the first layer of ice he saw something lurking in the water. It was wet, hairy, and disturbing but yet oh so appealing. He thought to himself "i am so glad that i have one ball remaining, i should take advantage of my situation and experience the pleasure of a new organism". Unfortunately, after recent events involving a new breed horse, a ladder, and alarm clock, Zvonimir, the only witness to the existence of that wet and hairy creature, is no longe... |
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| 4. | Mr. Glad-Hand | ||
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Somone like a politician who goes goes up and shakes everyone's hand with a great big smile. Feighned "Glad to meet ya." Look at that jerk-off Mr. Glad-Hand cheeze-balling the crowd.
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| 5. | MONOPO | ||
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A story that does not make any sense at all. The story has to be extremley funny and it must be inside jokes between friends. There must also be alot of monopoly in the story so people wont understand and get really confused. The story also must have alot of inside jokes so mainly you and your friends can understand it only. Thats the best Monopo guy i have seen ever since mr belding told the officer at the 124th pricinct that he his unable to complete the process. After all the late fees were accrued during those months before 2 o clock the day before yesterday, however kaplan didnt let the deal go through because he had shaved his head only hours before the crime took place. Soly was later involved after sasha fell down and broke moosas nose and as a result rob shit out an egg. But that wasnt enough for sandy so she planted the seads from robs face and 9 months later pauly was born. But Shawn was really upset about the fact that he had to stretch his arm to fix his flat tire while siting in the car and with his other arm waiving up high in the air so he could signal the airplane to come help him get out. But this chain of reaction caused dan to get his hair back from the dry cleaners much earlier than usual. In addition his hair didn't smell has good as he had hoped so he gave his hair back to the dry cleaners and told them that they had to use downy fabric softer. This was new news for sam because he does not eat green eggs and ham. However he told all the boys " yo bro dat shit is messed up man, Bring the pink socks to my house right now or ill kick your ass and bang your mom!! So As a result Shawn got scared and he put his arms away. 2 days later at 12 O Clock Micky Mouse had a baby with harry potter. That boy grew 3 feet tall and his name was Gideon. He was the smartest kid in all of Dis... more...
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| 6. | console | ||
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–verb (used with object), -soled, -sol·ing. to alleviate or lessen the grief, sorrow, or disappointment of something by making out with a smokin' hot girl; give solace or comfort by making out with a smokin' hot girl
Only he could console her under the glow of that low blue light while laying on her bed acting like a total and complete cheeze ball constanly saying the word "console" so much that he misses his window of opertunity but still enjoys a great night of cheeziness, laughing, beer, cake, and ideas of her in a labcoat and lingire.
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| 7. | cheese ball | ||
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when you squirt cheese on a guys cock and lick it off. I cheese balled a guy last night.
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