Tub-caulker 

A person who only has sex with overweight women 300lbs. or more.

Person 1: Hey did you hear?!
Person 2: hear what?
Person 1: I heard your cousin is a real tub-caulker!

Tub-caulker by Bootbaghandle June 5, 2010

Chulker 

Coined on the Chuckle Sandwich podcast, when you feed a grimbly thickening agents, it turns into a chulker

I never should have fed those little grimblies, now I've got a massive chulker problem.

Chulker by saltmydishbartender May 20, 2022

caulderize 

To become emotionally attached to another person for an indefinite period of time, and in most cases, permanently.

"Let me in 'til I caulderize. Let me in til I'm on your mind. All of the time." -Dusty Ray of The Drama Montage

caulderize by The Drama Montage February 18, 2011

caulked

Getting one's ass filled to the rim with seaman.

The pornstar's pink starfish got caulked.

caulked by slicksal October 19, 2006

Caulder 

A Person who is known as a smooth operator, The guy who can talk his way out of anything, He is known as a Loquacious Mother Fucker

Person 1: Hey man, you know that guy that got caught drinking last night? he got off with a warning

Person 2: how?

Person 1: he told him he had a Flu Shot and that made him sick

Person 2: dude, total Caulder

Caulder by 1LMF October 25, 2009

caulked

Have sex and leave a white trail

He caulked that chick

caulked by Mecajun September 27, 2013

caulkenbal

A fictional country club created by Noyabble and the their server. Originally appeared in the “Normal Guy Discussion” channel on the discord server. Many have said to love this country club.

Normal Guy 1: Hey bro! Let's go golfing.
Normal Guy 2: Sure! Should I bring Sharon and the kids to Caulkenbal?
Normal Guy 1: Sure.

caulkenbal by Darquesse_ August 12, 2022