Catshit Crazy

Someone who has absolutely nothing to lose and also owns a ton of cats. Catshit crazy people are different from regular crazy people because of their attitude, activities and amount of cats they own. A regular crazy person would shoot at a plane with a pistol. A catshit crazy person will jump off of one plane with a knife in their hands, onto another, break the glass and kill the pilot ... and land safely with atleast one cat in tow. In order to be truly catshit crazy the person must do the most outrageous things and still return safely without hurting one of their many cats.

crazy: throw a brick through your window

catshit crazy: break up with a guy because he ate a cheeseburger before going to a bbq. Date a guy that works with your dad and plan your wedding after 3 dates. Contemplate breaking up with a guy you’re not even dating because he went to MSU.

Catshit Crazy by GPW September 13, 2011

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Batshitcrazy

adjective:
1. One who has a declined mental state, resulting from over exposure to a cave dwelling environment and/or lifestyle.

2. An altered mental state resulting from the consumption or inhalation of bat feces.

Yeah she could be shy, or she could be a little batshitcrazy.

Batshitcrazy by chuba May 24, 2006

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Catshit Crazy

Catshit Crazy definition #2:
what your cat is being (or going), late at night, when it's all hyper & running around the house. meanwhile, you are trying to sleep & the cat is making hella noise.

What's all that ruckus? It's 1:30 in the morning!
Oh that's just "Mr. Whiskers" going catshit crazy.

Catshit Crazy by Lorenzo Zamboni May 4, 2016

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Catshit Crazy

When someone randomly throws scoops of their cats shitpit (litter tray) out the window at randoms or at specific people or business's.

Omg he's reached a whole higher level of bat shit crazy, he's catshit crazy, time to dodge the cat poo

Catshit Crazy by Jersey Cream August 8, 2016

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Catshit Crazy

When your cat acts bonkers, all of a sudden, for no reason.

The cat donkey kicked the aquarium, ripped the blanket off the couch and spilled her water cause she's Catshit Crazy!!!

Catshit Crazy by Dynomiite March 5, 2022

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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