Carolus Rex Syndrome 

Usually somebody in a military (real or fictional) setting having delusions of grandeur, often acting like somebody only second to god himself and being generally narcissistic. Thus earning the sarcastic title of Carolus Rex, a swedish king. Notably pared sarcastically with the Sabaton song 'Carolus Rex.'

A: He wants us to say his name when we pray, makes me think he's turning into a Carolus Rex knockoff.
B: I think that's called Carolus Rex Syndrome.

Carolus Rex Syndrome by Typical_Stingray (Afternoon) March 5, 2023

Carolus Rex

Carolus Rex was the nickname of swedish king Gustafus Adolfus, who reigned from 1611-1632, its also a name of a song from sabatons album "Carolus rex"

Över Norden jag härskar
Med det arv som jag fick/gavs
Gång på gång, sjung Carolus sång
Krigets konst jag behärskar
Låt mitt namn sprida skräck
Gång på gång, sjung Carolus sång
Än en gång, sjung Carolus sång
CArolus Rex

Carolus Rex by A swedish bloke March 13, 2024

liam carolus 

Kind, loving and out going. Also, fearful of nothing and nobody. He's a law unto himself and nobody stirs him to move. Smart-ass and the toughest cookie on the block, he does what he can to protect the ones he loves. He's no player but a pimp indeed. He's kind but could also kill you with his words, which are smoother than your cream cheese spread on your bagel. Your mothers are not safe around him as he is carnivore incarnate and will tear your heart to pieces as he devours her. A team player and a player of the team, he excels in all sports and does his best to remain on top. Highly academically inclined and will make even Einstein look like Jacob Zuma. He loves all and is at peace with himself. He's not phased by anyone as their thoughtless opinions of him are nothing to him. His ways are described to be close to godly but also is a God fearing man. He's nobody to mess with but to call in a time of need.

Liam Carolus is my hero damn.

liam carolus by Another Saint June 12, 2017

Covid Carols 

The feature of almost songlike whining & kvetching from Covid Babies that accompanies the regular Covid Season.
Covid Carols typically include an unlimited list of non-specific & often conflicting symptoms that can be attributed to any disease or ailment that has ever existed among any of Earth's creatures.

"My head hurts. I think I have a fever. I can't breathe. My body aches. Feel like I'm gonna throw up. Wah! Wah! Waaaah!!!"

"I'm coughing. I'm sneezing. I lost my appetite. I'm starving. I can't taste anything. I can't smell anything. Does anybody have a Covid test? I need to stay in from work. Wah! Wah! Waaaah!!!"

"Can somebody drive me to the emergency room? I need an updated jab. Did you get the latest vax? Why aren't you wearing a mask? That's not 6 feet. You're too close! Wah! Wah! Waaaah!!!"

"Hear the Covid Babies with their Covid Carols?"

"Yep! Time to pull out the Covid Box. Covid Season is upon us!"

"Praise Fauchovah!"

Covid Carols by Logical Empiricist Stoic October 31, 2023

cock carousel 

An idea perpetuated on manosphere blogs that women casually sleep around in their 20's with hot, non-commital player types.

Then, supposedly, when they hit their 30's and lose their looks, they realize they wasted their prime man-snagging years and become desperate to settle down, often with a boring, dependable flavor of guy they previously had no interest in.

Karen spent her late-twenties riding the cock carousel with a bunch of guys in bands that just wanted sex. Now she's 33, past her prime, and dating an accountant who's she's pressuring to have kids with.

cock carousel by CommanderFerret October 26, 2013

Cock Carousel 

A promiscuous female that is 18-30yrs old having sex with alpha males. When they reach their 30s they are ready to settle down with a beta male.

Example, get on the Carousel and jump on one cock, then get off onto another cock. Then another cock, and another, and another cock etc. COCK CAROUSEL!!!!

Elizabeth has been riding the cock carousel well into her early 30s.

Cock Carousel by I am Dolemite B#^ch June 2, 2017

Cock Carousel 

A metaphorical place that (unfortunately) women will go to in their 20's. They will essentially give out free fucks to all the Chads, and will then act as if they are entitled, justified and free to now settle down with any beta male for the purpose of having a family.

It is a sad reflection upon our society that feminism has gone from being a civil rights movement to empowering women to be shameless sluts.

Nigel: "Man, I am so lucky to have my loving wife. She'll always stick by me."
Chad: "Dude, you got played hard. She had a long ride on the Cock Carousel in her 20's, she's a slut!"

Cock Carousel by That_One_Dodgy_boi September 30, 2017