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ass caroler 

One whom, during the Christmas season, goes door to door tossing salad instead of singing. A particluarly popular practice among fruits.
*ding dong!*

Beth: Jon, I just heard the bell ring! I'll get the door!

Jon: No honey! It's greg! He's a fucking ass caroling again!

Beth: Ew. Go get my .45! I'll spread some Christmas cheer to that dirty ass caroler!
ass caroler by JakE October 23, 2007
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A variety of the man slut species. The mentioning of menstration would not repel such a spiked up black haired male form. One to constantly injure, preferably intoxicated and usually wounded in the skull area yet will deny these actions with a "I walked into a door, lad" excuse. A 'caolers' loves a filthy ride and will reacts to such terms as "Ahhhhhh lad" and "Daaaaycent" A sound skin all the same..
Guy: "You're one is on the rag"
Caolers: "Back away lads.... she's mine"

Carolepsy 

When someone falls asleep upon entering a vehicle
"he always falls sleep when were driving somewhere I think he has carolepsy'
Carolepsy by Bluffingcloud August 16, 2017

Carolepsy 

A condition in which an individual falls asleep during car rides frequently.
Yo Stacie, you fall asleep in the car a lot during car rides. I think you have carolepsy.
Carolepsy by Howdypartner23 March 10, 2018

carolesdaughter 

An artist with grunge songs that are really good. Her songs are really dark though.
Person 1: name a carolesdaughter song
Person 2: my mother want me dead.

Person 1: *gives person 2 $20*
Person 2: thanks!
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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