Carl Winslow'd 

To burn someone in a sarcastic and ironic manner, while referencing the 1990s.

1) Oh no, I just cut my wrist with my slap bracelet. Looks like I Carl Winslow'd myself.
2) Haha, you just spilled Vanilla Coke on your New Kids on the Block shirt. Carl Winslow'd!

Carl Winslow'd by Nancy S. February 13, 2009

Carl Winslow 

1. The epitome of what a police officer should aspire to.
2. The greatest television character of all time.
3. The greatest role an actor named Reginald VelJohnson shall EVER have.

Carl Winslow cured me of the AIDS!

Carl Winslow didn't like Urkel too much did he?

If all shows had this Carl Winslow guy in em maybe TV wouldn't suck so much.

Carl Winslow by Magic Ninja May 1, 2006

Carl Winslow 

A big sandwich preferably made with a whole loaf of French bread, a whole head of lettuce, lots of meat, and all the other accoutrements. Originated by Carl and Eddie Winslow on the show Family Matters. Good drunk food.

Man I am hungry I think I’m gonna make me a Carl Winslow.

Carl Winslow by TimboIA April 25, 2007

Carl Winslow 

1. The greatest human being, real or fictional, to walk the earth. Carl Winslow embodies everything that is good and pure in the world. His very existence is the faint but perpetually shining light emerging from the existential abyss.

2. See: God

In the beginning Carl Winslow created the heavens and the earth.
Now the earth was a formless and empty, darkness was over the surface of the deep, and Carl Winslow was hovering over the waters.

And Carl Winslow said, "Let there be light," and there was light. Carl Winslow saw that the light was good, and He separated the light from the darkness. Carl Winslow called the light "day," and the darkness he called "night." And there was evening, and there was morning—the first day.

Carl Winslow by Leonard Nimoy Jr. February 4, 2008