carlston stew 

When a man forcefully grasps another man by the penis, and then force him to gargle his shit. This is best done in the July heat around 100 degrees. After the man's face is sufficiently brown, then grab a bucket of bear juices and pour it all over him. Beware this is for experienced people only. Do not attempt this unless you have correctly performed 5 separate Alaskan pipelines, 3 Texas roundabouts, 1 Alabama hot pocket, and 2 Cleveland steamers.

Wow, last night I did my first Carlston stew!

Really? Was it a random guy?

Yeah it was crazy!

carlston stew by Grandmathruster June 10, 2014

Carston

A man too awesome for a more commonplace name. Carston is empathetic, kind, understanding and good hearted to a fault. He is fiercely protective of his friends and family and would do anything for them. His ability to trust quickly has hurt him in the past but his strong spirit helps him endure for when he knows it will pay off, because he is full of hope and can easily adapt. Carston makes sure those close to him are taken care of, emotionally and in general. He is known to be intense and expressive, and his open mind and outgoing personality allow him to be a positive influence to all the different types of people he encounters, endearing himself to them with ease. His intelligence is unmatched, with the added perk of being incredibly attractive in every way, shape, and form. His sweetness and selflessness draw people to him and build their confidence in how dependable and loving he is. Carston is truly special and an amazing experience for those blessed to meet or encounter him.

He is doing everything possible to do his part in keeping his country and people safe. I bet he's a Carston.

It takes a Carston to be so natural at taking charge and making all the girls around him swoon!

Carston by skyisover December 11, 2011

Carston

Carston is a guy who has a big dick that a lot of girls like. He is also known to have had sex with every girl in his school. Carston is a great player.

Toni “That boy Carston has a big penis!”
Katlyn “I know he showed me last week it’s HUGE!”

Carston by Big name director May 2, 2019

carlston 

He is that nigga

"Carlston is that nigga"

carlston by B1shop January 9, 2017

Carston

Technoviking - period

Carston loves his techno

Carston by Paulinator420 November 27, 2021

Cariston 

A Cariston is someone who is typically a fat yet cool pothead who probably works as a dishwasher; Type of person you wanna be friends with but can't stand being around

Man 1: Can't wait to get home, I got a Pizza and some Blunts waiting
Man 2: You're such a Cariston

Cariston by CxA1 March 11, 2019