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A type of cheese referenced in "Bagenders", a popular AU Lord of the Rings fan fiction, that sadly is no longer updated. The full name of the cheese is "Old Cordwangler's Extra Blue Fantastically Mature".
The flavour and smell are supposed to be so violently strong that the cheese has actually taken on the ability to move, and attacks those who are near it.
It it used as a gimmick in Season 2, Episode 3, "The Dream Fridge" when Boromir posesses the fellowship's fridge and they are attempting different ways to excorcise him. Link to the story: http://tinyurl.com/9n8wp
It now basically just refers to a very smelly cheese.
The flavour and smell are supposed to be so violently strong that the cheese has actually taken on the ability to move, and attacks those who are near it.
It it used as a gimmick in Season 2, Episode 3, "The Dream Fridge" when Boromir posesses the fellowship's fridge and they are attempting different ways to excorcise him. Link to the story: http://tinyurl.com/9n8wp
It now basically just refers to a very smelly cheese.
"I'd like a quarter pound of Old Cordwangler's, please."
"Come through to the back room."
A heavy table, covered in scorch marks, sat in the centre of the room. On top of it was a thick glass bell jar, firmly bolted to the table. Through the translucent green of the glass could be seen... the cheese. Chained down, it occasionally hurled itself ineffectually at the glass.
Mr. George handed a spanner to the lad. "Release the bolts."
He tentatively approached the table. The cheese, sensing his fear, redoubled its efforts on the glass. Mr. George held the top of the bell jar firmly as the bolts were released.
"Now, lad, when I lift the glass you slide the cheese board under it."
The jar was lifted. The cheese leapt, and as it did the cheese board was slid under it. Now the lad held it down while Mr. George took hold of the diamond edged cheese wire. He looked up at Aragorn. "A quarter pound was it?" has asked, conversationally as the lad wrestled the squirming cheese.
Aragorn nodded.
"Come through to the back room."
A heavy table, covered in scorch marks, sat in the centre of the room. On top of it was a thick glass bell jar, firmly bolted to the table. Through the translucent green of the glass could be seen... the cheese. Chained down, it occasionally hurled itself ineffectually at the glass.
Mr. George handed a spanner to the lad. "Release the bolts."
He tentatively approached the table. The cheese, sensing his fear, redoubled its efforts on the glass. Mr. George held the top of the bell jar firmly as the bolts were released.
"Now, lad, when I lift the glass you slide the cheese board under it."
The jar was lifted. The cheese leapt, and as it did the cheese board was slid under it. Now the lad held it down while Mr. George took hold of the diamond edged cheese wire. He looked up at Aragorn. "A quarter pound was it?" has asked, conversationally as the lad wrestled the squirming cheese.
Aragorn nodded.
cordwangler by Old Cordwangler Himself July 20, 2008
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cordwangler
A type of cheese referenced in a Lord of the Ring’s comedy fan fiction. The full name of the cheese is "Old Cordwangler's Extra Blue Fantastically Mature.”
cordwangler by Old Cordwangler Himself January 22, 2020
Nutshot
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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Nerd neck
A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
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