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Cape Canaveral 

its been a rough day. many jobs to be done. every person you meet, although you appreciate them, sucks off energy. resulting in exhaustion at around midnight. you hope to scrape up your remaining gestures of love in hopes they will reach the one in time.
"like astronauts love Cape Canaveral,
like snows loves falling,
like a drunkard loves to snore,
like a patriot loves their country,
like Elton loves David,
like people love shopping malls,
thats how"
Cape Canaveral by Krkič December 14, 2019

Cape Canaveral 

To ejaculate with extreme force inside the vagina specifically without a condom. The visual is compared to the exhaust from a shuttle launch, but internal to the female sexual organ.
"He went straight to Cape Canaveral with that chick. Blasted away all up in her."
Cape Canaveral by Luke99s June 17, 2008

Cape Canaveral 

When a girl is giving you a blow job, silently and in your mind only, you count down from ten when you feel yourself approaching climax. When the count reaches one, scream out, "BLAST OFF" as you violently orgasm and passionately thrust your hips towards her mouth.
Man, I Cape Canaveraled that bitch!

Canaverous 

A rare adjective used to describe a vast space, with the understanding that the word can only be used to describe a vagina.

Canaverous vaginas are usually found on people that tour with really horrid rock bands and have met all 7000 of their previous lovers online.
"Dayum Jim you gotta stop banging all these hoes with canaverous pussies..."

"As he stared down into her canaverous opening, Kyle wondered to himself if it would be like throwing a hot dog down a hallway."
Canaverous by ChristyVS August 11, 2006

Caniversary 

The celebatory date that you got a much anticipated severence package from a job you hated or were planning to leave anyway.
"I thought I'd pick up some champagne and a cigar to celebrate my Caniversary - one year ago today!" said Terry.
"Screw You- I still can't believe you got 18 months salary to leave that piece of crap job especially when you were going to quit anyway!" said Larry.
Caniversary by bingo lingo January 24, 2010
Popular phrase melded from the Root "Can I have"
Canive S'mores beotch?
canive by DojoHomeless August 17, 2006