Small city in outer west Sydney. Bums enjoy pissing games during the night and the main malls are filled with packs of adolescents (usually Teenyboppers) pissing their lives away for Thursday night shopping.
No bus-ride is ever complete in Campbelltown if there isn't somebody who is twitching, drinking alcohol or smells like alcohol, cigarette and sweat. Boofheads enjoy revving up riced up old Commodores, Corollas or Excels to entertain themselves and anybody else who isn't annoyed. At least the council tries to help...
Tries.
Outsider: I'm going to shop in Campbelltown Thursday night.
C'Town Teenybopper: Don't get rolled for your virginity.
Outsider: WooooOOOOrRd.
Complete and utter shithole of a towìn isolated from the rest of Scotland, Packed full of Nosey Bastards and they love speaking shit about each other
DID YE SEE HE GOT A NEW CAR ? QUICK GET DOWN MAINSTREET TO TELL EVERYBODY YOU SEE THIS IS CAMPBELTOWN PEOPLE NEED TO KNOW YOUR BUISNESS SO WE CAN SPEAK ABOUT YOU WHEN YOUR NOT THERE!!!
A town on the bell-end of Kintyre in Scotland also known as the wee toon. You will no run oot a Springbank whiskey in the Kilbrannan Bar no a bad wee night in there btw.