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A genetic disorder in which a female's breasts are extrodinarily larger than the size of the individual's head.

To determine whether or not a female has canoons, you will have to calculate the radius of one entire breast, and multiply it by 3.14 to get the external surface area. Compare the surface area of the head to the surface area of the breast and if the breast is larger than that the surface area in that of the head, than the female infact has CANOOOOOONS.

(in extreme cases, it is possible for males to have canoons)
Breast Size = 30cm(square)
Head Size = 15cm(square)

Conclusion
Since the breast size is double the head surface area, this person would have canoons.
canoons by Daniel Livi November 24, 2004
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The lesser spotted black clown.

Everyone's seen a white clown, but have you ever seen a black one? Unlike clowns, 'Cloons' have straight rainbow colour hair as opposed to afro's. They are also not nice people. You should never approach one, let alone invite one to your kids party.

Not to be confused with Martin Clunes.
Those goddamn cloons have been eating my sesame cake again!
Cloons by ALittleFlffyOwl March 20, 2014
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calloons 

A colorful bouquet of balloons. The majority of the time in a "balloon bouquet" but has a foil balloons in the midst of latex balloons.
Danngg, Sharon was so jealous of those calloons Anh got for his birthday from Sheila! They almost trump that magnificent cake Huyen got him!
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calloons 

A colorful bouquet of balloons. The majority of the time in a "balloon bouquet" but has a foil balloons in the midst of latex balloons.
Danngg, Sharon was so jealous of those calloons Anh got for his birthday from Sheila! They almost trump that magnificent cake Huyen got him!
calloons by Unitedforce February 28, 2008

calloons 

A colorful bouquet of balloons. The majority of the time in a "balloon bouquet" but has a foil balloons in the midst of latex balloons.
Danngg, Sharon was so jealous of those calloons Anh got for his birthday from Sheila! They almost trump that magnificent cake Huyen got him!
calloons by Unitedforce February 29, 2008