California State University Fullerton

A California State school currently boasting more than 35,000 students. It is located in the Mecca that is Orange County; 5 minutes from Disneyland, 30 minutes from LA, and 25 from the Beaches surrounding Newport. It's most popular majors are Business, Communications, and Fine/Performing Arts.

A Typical day at California State University Fullerton:

What do you want to do for lunch?

Let's go eat at Disneyland!

California State University Fullerton by Le Titan November 17, 2005

California State University, Chico 

A cool-ish school in Northern California with a beautiful campus, nice facilities, and an acceptable quantity and quality of textbooks, but with sporadic shitty faculty. Your grades don't reflect your knowledge, they reflect how much a teacher likes you. You won't learn anything. Waste your time at a great place for spending time in a neat place where you can do personal study, and where the only people who have half a monkey's clue what they're doing here are the students, who tend to be friendly and polite for the most part. Parties are lamer than cheesy high school parties, but the crowd tends to be nice. Enjoy your otherwise comfortable and sanitary stay and the beautiful scenery. Plus side? Nice bars in town, and the Sierra Nevada brewery, and nice restaurants. And keep it hillbilly. :)

Douched #1: Yo dude, I got an F in this class at California State University, Chico, even though I did all the work and answered everything right, and handed it all in time! And I went to all the classes, because if you're absent more than the allowed time, you fail, because they take fucking roll like it's goddam pre-school!
Douched #2: That's because you didn't pleasure your Nazi teacher in a Satanist way and lucked out by not getting one of the cool ones. Don't bother petitioning, monkeys will not help you. Only the books in the library and bookstore can make your time here educationally worthwhile if your teacher is a Nazi.

California State University, Chico by TheRealTonyJaa November 12, 2011

california state university Los angeles 

Also known as Cal State LA, this continuation of community college caters to students not worthy of a UC education, and only requires a 2.0 gpa. Students from East Los Angeles College and other surrounding community colleges abound in the campus. It is located close to City of Terrace. It is one of the low tier schools in the Cal State system. It would like to someday have a comparable reputation as to that of UCLA.

Boy 1: I go to Cal State LA.
Boy 2: Oh, is it the one by ELAC (East Los Angeles College)?

California State University Los Angeles

california state university Los angeles by iggo June 15, 2008

California State University Employee Union (CSUEU) 

A union fighting for student assistants to have better pay, benefits, and FINALLY BE ABLE TO AFFORD PARKING!!

Wow, thank god me and all my friends voted #UnionYes so that student assistants across CSU campuses finally have affordable parking. Thanks California State University Employee Union (CSUEU).

California State University Employee Union (CSUEU) by personlivinganddoingthings August 1, 2024