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Butt Spud 

When a girl has crusty build up in her ass crack. Depending on the size they can be called "crater tots". If you slam her cheeks together, you can make "chips".
"She had so many butt spuds, you could go "bobbing for tots" all night long."
Butt Spud by No Ugos August 25, 2013
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butt spud 

the brown mass that leaves your derrier every twenty four hours, often helped by a gentle squeeze. poo, excriment, turd, plop, shanny, shit, crap, douglas hurd.
i've just dropped a butt spud in the john, she's a beauty!
butt spud by Mr.Porkie November 25, 2005
The by-product of a sexual encounter between two gay men. that includes anal sex.
Larry was upset when Fred's buttspunk stained his shorts.
buttspunk by Paledon August 8, 2006

Buttspiders 

A sexually transmitted disease in which the patient develops scabies (crabs) that reside on the hair of the buttocks. It is most often acquired from gay anal sex.
See that dude over there?
Oh, him? That's Tanner.
Yea, Tanner. That kid is so queer, he MUST have buttspiders.
Buttspiders by Tanner l98 January 24, 2011

Butt Spud 

The sexual act of shoving a potato in your ass (or another person's ass) and making sure it's no longer visible. Then with all of your (or their) force, shooting it out of your (or their) ass.
Hell yeah man, last night I made a new butt spud record. Got it to launch 10 feet.
Butt Spud by BlackKilo May 30, 2018

buttsludge 

The residue amassed on the butt cheeks after having prolonged bad gas or after effects of having mudbutt
After my burrito I couldn’t stop farting and felt a courtesy wipe was necessary, soon after I discovered I had buttsludge
buttsludge by 420richo January 1, 2022