The Butterhof 

The dirtiest sex position ever
It is where the female (the Butterhof) will take the male and first arouse it but making dirty glances at the male. Then the Butterhof will take male and shove a Wawa brand “Big Nig” in its anus (with out lubrication). Then beat him with upright bass and last strap the male down with a lot of bondage gimp or duck tape and give him a Boston pancake after eating Taco Bell.

John: Wow my gay lover gave me The Butterhof last night.

Zack: Well did it have anything to do with butter?

John: no that is why my ass hurts so much.

Derek walks in...

Derek: So baby how was it

John: GREAT

The Butterhof by Paul Leeds March 15, 2008

butterfooted 

When playing a platformer game your character slips into an area not desired.

"MARIO.... you butterfooted faggot... you fell straight into the fucking hole!!!"

butterfooted by mariodeath October 15, 2009

buttergolem 

1. A facsimile of a real person constructed out of butter.

2. A person so deformed by adipose tissue that they appear to almost be not human.

Joshua "The DragonGuyver" Beane is a prototypical buttergolem.

buttergolem by Kajillion August 3, 2006

Butterboots 

A chick with a hell of a nice body and face, but her boots are Uggs.

She looked real good...but her boots (butterboots)

Butterboots by gap tooth grin February 23, 2010

butterhealth 

(noun)

a chick with a hot body and a cute face who is unhealthy internally, whether by high cholesterol, genetic defect, addiction, infection, or other ailment, to the extent that her value as sexual partner is greatly diminished

"Remember that hot chick I brought home from the bar last week?"

"Yeah, you hit that?"

"I wanted to, but it got weird. She had some kind of brittle bone disease so she gave me all sorts of rules about what I could or could not do. Frankly, it was a complete turn-off."

"Dude, she's a butterhealth!"

butterhealth by nyaaron January 29, 2010

Butterhamsock 

To hit someone with a sock filled with frozen butter and ham.

I will butterhamsock you, I swear.

Butterhamsock by ExcavateUrAth June 25, 2018

ButterBoyfriend

A girl who is vile in every way, aside from her great taste in men. This man is the only good thing her life but she even drove him away after not allowing him to leave for two years. She abused him so much he now need therapy and she's too much of a bitch to care. She may blame him for everything, put him and everyone else down but that's because she's angry at herself for now being single forever. May be in denial that she was just a "practice girl" and "hannat." May never realize why no one wants to date her and was never loved.

Hannah's a total butterboyfriend. Everything about her is shitty, but her amazing (ex) boyfriend who could finally escape and be with the girl who was the woman of his dreams all along.

ButterBoyfriend by life in reality May 8, 2010