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buttdicking 

Verb; the act of placing the male genetalia upon the anal rim of another individual ; male OR female and proceeding to penetrate and/ or stimulate the asshole for any given duration of time deemed appropriate for the agitator.
“Tanya always comes home with a bucket of chicken after her shift ends at KFC. Probably because of the buttdicking she endured prior to her closing the restaurant with her manager, Phil.”

“Nobody is buttdicking like today’s KFC.”
buttdicking by C. MURDER March 31, 2021
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Buttwink 

A buttwink is when a person flexes their anal sphincter, causing their anus to visibly contract, effectively "winking" with their asshole. Buttwinking can be performed as an obscene gesture, or in a sexual context it can be either a sign of affection or a greeting.

To buttwink, simply use the same muscles used to defecate to flex your anus.

This act should not be confused with mooning (merely exposing your anus) since buttwinking is considerably more rude.
As Sensei Doug walked to his dojo, the rude employees of a strip mall store lowered their drawers, pointed their behinds towards the window, and contracted their assholes to buttwink at the passing martial artist.
Buttwink by Sensei Doug December 6, 2017
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Buttwink 

When your "brown eye" (also known as an anus hole) contracts, which causes a closing effct. Once the anus hole opens once more its ends the completion of the "buttwink".

Buttwinks often occur when pinching off a turd while taking a dump or during sexual intercourse (when climaxing for both sexes).
I had to buttwink to pinch off that turd

Dude!, I was having sex with this hot chick last night and she buttwinked when she orgasmed, thats when I decided to try anal.
Buttwink by Blackrose86 January 20, 2011
a word to use while playing cod to sub in for fuckface or asskittens when ur not allowed to cuse
wow these buttwinky campers are pissing me off
buttwinky by sexestspongeballs April 4, 2011

buttdick 

1) an insult seldomly used (typically used by a person devoid of a remotely clever comeback or a person scrambling for a comeback)
2) a silly, fatuous, and/or insipid word stated after drawing attention on oneself by way of the start of a profound/intellectual comment (used in a comedic or puckish fashion)
3) a way to address someone similar to saying "hey buddy", but rather, "hey buttdick"
4) a childish compilation of two curse words into one
5) a compound word used to annoy someone demaning respect from the user: "Hey mom, buttdick"
Example for definition::
1) "Well yea, well... you're a, buttdick"

2)"Symbolically, your plight and your quixotic expectations of a quick-fix to all your problems represent... BUTTDICK"
buttdick by informed nigga December 1, 2004

BUTTFINK 

A TERM OF ENDEARMENT, TOWARDS ONE YOU LOVE OR VALUE AS A FRIEND.
"HEY, BUTTFINK!" OR "HEY, THANKS FOR BEING SUCH A BUTTFINK LATLEY."
BUTTFINK by SWIFFER June 16, 2012

Buttdonkey 

A person who, through their actions or attitude, resembles a donkey that resembles a butt.
Derek Jeter is a Buttdonkey
Buttdonkey by skmastaz July 17, 2005