randy bum-gardener

going up behind someone who is in the act of gardening and screwing them unawares up the ass
HIGH FIVE

gardener: 'sorry i cant sit down tonight my ass kills from that unexpected bum-gardener from Randy'

randy bum-gardener: 'He he he'

randy bum-gardener by Big Dave and H-dogg January 8, 2010

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bum gardner

when some pony assed chump looks for some sly ass juicy ass to kiss

"check out that nick woodman kid felching that plumridge kid like hes a bum gardner or somin"

bum gardner by tim gadd April 25, 2005

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Bum Gardner

A noun: when chia pet soil is used for lubrication during sex. specifically in the anus.

"Oh dude this one girl im with is totally into getting a Bum Gardner its insane"

Bum Gardner by iminapillowcase August 17, 2006

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Bumgardner

Derived from an older German last name, "Baumgartner", meaning gardener of tree groves, the altered name "Bumgardner" is a variation that is more similarly meaning that of a sexually active person who trains and sells prostitutes similar to gardening as a pimp.

Dylan Bumgardner sells some hot ass ho's.

Bumgardner by WatainDisciples February 21, 2009

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Bumgardener

A very very very very very very very very very very very very very very bad goalie, but especially in hockey.

"Did you see that goal the goalie just let by?"

"I know dude, that goalie is a siv."

"Worse, dude; he's a bumgardener."

Bumgardener by DPICKLZ December 16, 2008

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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