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B.S.N is the hyper-shortened version of Bald Spot Nigga who is the type of person to DELIBRATELY shave off the top of his head showing a bald spot more clean than a Tic Tac. When you meet this person in real life and he does an act of retardness then you are obligated to sing a rap.

Bald Spot Nigga
Nose is so Bigger
He will Finger
his ass
cuz hes a fat ass
and he luvs his mass
KID 1: Wow that kid is a B.S.N!
KID 2: I know right! He's so gay
B.S.N: Dancing without his shirt and pants and running into a Retirement Village
Police: Um, yeah calling for Backup we've got a Jiggly Puff on the Loose at Regi's Retirement Village
B.S.N by Faze Wifi June 12, 2020

I.h.a.w.b.s.n 

Im horny and want backshots now
Her: Heyy i.h.a.w.b.s.n
Him: OK! Im omw
I.h.a.w.b.s.n by Dabadbitxh July 16, 2021

S.M.N.G.B.S 

Super
Mega
Not
Gay
Butt

Sex

What else do you need to know.
Person: ay wanna have S.M.N.G.B.S.?
Other Person: whas dat
Person: lemme show u ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

The BS Law of Numbers 

The BS Law of Numbers- short for Barreras Spliff Law of numbers, is a simple solution to the question that baffles us all; In a group setting, how many spliffs should one roll in relation to how many people there are? Mathematically inducted through strenuous calculation and testing in 2010, A. Barreras found that you take x/2 amount of people and roll y amount of Spliffs/Joints. So in short x/2=y*.

*If there is a .5, just round up/down according to how stingy you want to be with your weed.

*****The remainder rule can apply if there is a special occasion. Just roll an extra and magically pull it out when everyone thinks there is no more.
A: Dude, there are 11 of us, how many spliffs should I roll?
E: Just use the BS Law of numbers, so thats 5.5 spliffs.

A: Fuck it I'll just roll 6 cause I DGAF like a pro.
never underestimate being small.....meaning that if a person is not gifted down south and is not packing anything impressive its alright...just because your pushing 3 inches does not mean you cant DTB...(dick that bitch)
so what is a DTB packin?....BITCH we got N.U.B.S.!now im gonna DTB!
N.U.B.S. by ACBITCH June 21, 2011
Nap. Eat. Bate (Masterbate). Shower.
Often done during a midday session of bordem. When a man is tired hungry erect woman-less and a bit dirty ;)
Dan: I'm hanging out with my girlfriend tonight how bout you?

Alec: Well i guess its another N.E.B.S night for me.

Dan: Figures
N.E.B.S by DZRafo August 30, 2011