browntailing 

When you have to poop so bad, you're browntailing.

Pull over at the next rest stop, I'm browntailing.

browntailing by db romanowski July 8, 2010

brownware 

Shit, fecal matter, poop
That brown stuff in the toilet.

"Damn! someone's brownware just stank up the building!"

"Hey, what you doin' in there?" -- "Downloading brownware!"

"Dude?!? There's brownware all over your yard!"

Also:

Rapid Brownware -- Quick Shit
Random Brownware -- Lumpy Diarrhea
Wild Brownware -- Yard Poop

brownware by bear shaver October 29, 2006

brownhatter 

A bull queer who, on extracting his cock from his quean's arse, finds its helmet covered in shit.

Tony Blair's brownhatted himself over the Iraqi war.

brownhatter by yadswyver June 29, 2003

brownaire 

(V) to fart on a specific part of someones body.

last night a prostitute brownaired my eyeball and now its all pink. shit.

brownaire by mr. fart September 15, 2007

brownward dog 

Anal sex in the downward dog yoga position.

When the yoga instructor called for the downward dog, Gabe, having heard "brownward dog", put it in Stephanie's butt in front of the whole class.

brownward dog by buttsexmichael April 18, 2014

brown hair 

Brown is a beautiful hair colour more natural than others.it goes with any shade of skin unlike blonde which doesn't go with pale skin colour. There is so many different shades of brown hair and blonde however is one of those plain colours. People with brown hair always have a beautiful friendly personality inside however some may not show this on the outside. People with fair brown hair are amazing everlasting friends and are there for you till the end. Blonde haired people are friends for ever too but can often have unfair fall outs.

. Lets play with her she has amazing brown hair.
Blonde hair is great too.

brown hair by Onedirectionlover5 October 27, 2013

Browntain 

A fountain-like diarrhea emitting from one's anus.

Scott had a massive browntain that kept him on the jon for hours.

Browntain by Poopfan September 28, 2008