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Brownstown 

The most Gangersterest part of PA, besides Philly, and is home to The PA Gang Bang. Also know as B-Town by many locals and non-locals. Aside from the Corn everything there is dangerous or deadly. The Amish people in the area are very violoent towards the non-Amish, especially the ones who take there pictures, they also make voodoo dolls for the ones they hate and set them on fire. The second most deadly thing in Brownstown is the manure, it is soo pungent that one wift can knock you out, or make you want to run for the foot hills. The Most Dangerous part of Brownstown is the Turkey Hill, where the PA Gang Bang hangs out and if your there at the wrong time you could end up in a fight or they could shoot you with their AK 47s. When the PA Gang Bang isn't at the Turkey Hill, they're on top of some of Brownstowns' biggest hill rolling rocks down at cars and throwing rock at little school girls/ang or shooting them with water guns. There have been 2 solved murders there, one with the local waitress killing her boyfriend and one with a man killing his whole family with a Hammer.
Sam:Hey im having a party at my house wanna come
Nina:Oh where do you live?
Sam: Brownstown its only a few minutes from Lancaster
Nina: hell no. I'm going there; I don't wanna die
Brownstown by JV T. Dot December 11, 2008
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Brownster 

A small singular poop that must be forced out of your butthole
"I pushed really hard and finally I got that brownster out of my fuckin butthole!"
Brownster by Dr.SexyMD August 28, 2015

carrie brownstein

carrie brownstein won’t shut up about verisimilitude

brownstein 

Large shit, usely a two flush somtimes three
tom: Fuck that mexicain food is hitting me, i gotta drop a brownstein
brownstein by t-bonefresh November 4, 2007

Brownstown Buttprint 

When you bang a chick on your boss's glass-top desk, leaving an obvious buttprint.
One year at the Christmas party, somebody gave the vice-president a Brownstown Buttprint.

Brownstein 

Homophobic closet gay person that hates latinos.
Dude. Jason is such a racist gay hater! Nah man, he's just a brownstein.
Brownstein by Brownsback August 12, 2020

Bowen Brownstein 

a Basic B obsessed with cookie run, caramel frappuccinos and being a baddie oryyy
Bowen Brownstein, BB aka BAD BISH