brown gravy twitch 

when you have to shit so bad, all you can do is sit, stand, or pace and twitch; typically experienced in situations when a bathroom cannot be accessed

*standing in line at the store* "Man, I ate too much for lunch, now I got the brown gravy twitch."

brown gravy twitch by Becquiqui December 22, 2013

good brown gravy 

when a zoo keeper scoops the monkey poop stews it for breakfast.

bitch get in there and make me some good brown gravy!

good brown gravy by Debbie, Brian, Heath, and Tiff February 19, 2004

brown eye gravy 

an especially bad version of diahrea in which only pure liquid is expelled from the sphinkter.

Dude i just had the worst brown eye gravy, it felt like i was peeing out of my ass!

brown eye gravy by who me? March 6, 2005

Brown Trout and Blue Gravy 

Brown Trout and Blue Gravy is what you typically find in a outhouse. Shit and Blue water.

The Portelet's special of the day was Brown Trout and Blue Gravy.

Brown Trout and Blue Gravy by Shitboss13 June 1, 2016