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brovincing 

adjective: brovincing
capable of causing one of your bros to commit to an event or gathering that a female or boring friend (who's not considered a bro) couldn't.
"I am brovincing my bro to come out drinking after he just told someone else he isn't coming out Friday night"
synonyms: brosuasive, brosible, powerbro, forcebro, bropelling, brosistible, broclusive
"a brovincing argument"
(of a victory or a winner) leaving no margin of doubt of who your bros are.
"the team of bros cruised to a brovincing win"
synonyms: brocisive, broclusive
"a brovincing win"
Donnie originally told Sarah he couldn't make it. But, after Jared did brovincing Donnie decided to come out Friday night.
brovincing by JR O'Tallechia October 5, 2015
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Brovine Spongeform Encephalopathy 

Also known as MAD BRO DISEASE, this ailment is fairly common among frat boys or teenagers. A bro will become jealous when his bro starts hanging around with other bros more than him. However, the bro cannot admit these feelings for fear of being called gay, and so instead becomes angry over seemingly pointless things.
Bro 1: "Why is Brosef Stalin over there being such a buzzkill?"

Bro 2: "He's got a bad case of Brovine Spongeform Encephalopathy because Tom is partying with some other bros."

Bro 1: "What a fag."
Related Words
A combo of Broski + Ovie (Ovechkin)

Its a term that hockey players or anyone who watches hockey calls thier friend or broski
Man 1: Yo Brovie you wanna go shoot some puck

Man 2: Hellz ya
brovie by Hckystar May 6, 2009
A natural phenomenon by which bros intrinsically congregate. Modern science describes brovity using the general theory of brolativity in which brovitation is a consequence of the curvature of the space/bro fabric.

The curvature of the space/bro fabric is attributed to fact that a single bro has the propensity to naturally bend his relative locus. The bending of the space/bro fabric is a result of bromass. Under these circumstances, bros exert an attraction on one another.
*Empire State of Mind plays...*

Passerby: Whoa... what's going down at the Tau Phi Alpha house?

Another Passerby: I don't know... It's a Thursday night and there has to be at least 70 bros over there. What's the deal?

Speculative Onlooker: It's brovity. The universal law by which bros naturally exert an attraction to other bros. Three bros throw a beer social and in little time they'll attract more and more bros... Natural law my friends.

Passerby: Looks like a complete sausage fest.
brovity by Define Me! February 13, 2010

Brovid-19 

A group of bro’s that quarantine together and party during lock down like it was 2019.
Trumps about to lock this down! Grab your beers and get over here, BROVID-19 !!!

Midnight tonight brovid-19 is going down!!

Broville 

A large collection of bros in a given area.
Person A:Dude, this place is broville.

Person B: I know, let's bounce.
Broville by chadbrochill13 December 14, 2009
providing bro-like paraphernalia for all the other bros
Hey man, let me brovide you with another beer
brovide by Tophat Turtle March 10, 2009