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bros before hos

a phraise to remind a long time friend that friends should come before girlfriends ( or female friends). the phraise could be said with no intention of calling the female friend a ho, or it could be precisily what it ment.some think its jest an excuse for friends who are jelous of their friends girlfriend, but even with a girlfriend. Its allways cool to chill with your friends.
Friend 1- dude, you ready to go ridin.
Friend 2- no dude im hanging out with my girlfriend today.
friend 1- but we made these plans last week.
friend 2- i know dude but i need to get laid.
friend 1- ok whatever, but tommorow u and your girlfriend wanna chill uptown.
friend 2- no dude, she dosent like u, she thinks u r stalking her because u put her on your top 8 on and left her a picture comment.
friend 1- i was gest trying to be nice,i like this other girl at my school. why does she think every time i talk to her im trying to steal her from u.
friend 2- i dont know, lisen ill call you back when we are done hanging out. ok dude
friend 1- come on dude, bros before hos, that what you allways said when you were single.
friend 2- times change..... later dude
friend 1- later

And friend 2 never calls back
bros before hos by tony lopez July 20, 2008
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bros b4 hos 

Male friends are more important than stupid female friends.
James's girlfriend wanted him to go to the movies with her, but James´s male friends told him "bros b4 hos!" and James went to the bar for drinking with his male buddies
bros b4 hos by niggapleasemore January 16, 2009

Bros icing hos 

The act of ejaculating onto a girl in a situation when she least expects it.
Mike: Hey Sarah, can you grab the broom for me? It's in the closet
Sarah opens the closet door to find Chad ejaculating onto her face.
BROS ICING HOS!
Bros icing hos by thedudester August 2, 2010

Bros through Hos 

Guys who are only friends because their girlfriends hang out together.
It's cool if we go to that party, at least my bros through hos can take me home if she can't hang.

hos before bros 

white boy term meaning to choose your buddies over a chick. though generally true, this exact phrase is usually only spoken by wiggers
dude! I don't bale on us tonight for a chick, we got a case of budweiser man! HOS BEFORE BROS!
hos before bros by Mr Wall September 5, 2006

bro's & ho's 

used normally to describe annoying frat boys and sorority girls,sometimes used for jocks and meatheads and ditzy girls.
All the people in the sports bar were total bro's and ho's.
bro's & ho's by erin October 26, 2004

bro's before ho's 

Rule of life. Friends before females. Many males who become pussywhipped will break this rule by hanging with their girlfriend over hanging with their male friends.
John stayed home with Shannon instead of coming to the Super Bowl party his friends threw.

Brian told his girlfriend to screw off and wen tto the party, thereby adhereing to Bro's before Ho's.
bro's before ho's by jdswtf July 20, 2008