Brociate

Men that have evolved beyond their previous lives as mere "bro's".

Wife: Who is texting you?
Me: Bitch, it's just my Brociate, don't worry about it

Brociate by Brociate November 14, 2020

brominate 

To hang out with your bro's for an extended length of time (i.e., marinade is to meat as brominate is to bro's).

What are your plans for Saturday, bro?
-I'm probably just gonna brominate at the pad with my bro's.

brominate by ZaggTron January 18, 2009

broliterate 

The state of being literate in the language of bros. The knowledge of how to speak and write like a bro.

Bro: That person was NOT broliterate. How can you not know the word brology, its the most important word amongst bros!
Friend of the Bro: Well, I mean they were not a bro what did you expect?
Bro: Yah I guess your right bro.

broliterate by Cooler Bro September 30, 2009

Brominated Vegetable Oil 

The shit in Amp energy drink that enables bros to chill to the max, and automatically raises their bro status by 50%.

Bro 1: "Yo bro, this amp is fucking rad!"
Bro 2: "Fuck yeah bro, this Brominated vegetable oil makes me wanna chill like the bros."
Bro 1: "Fuck yeah bro!"
(bros proceed to chill to the max)

Brominated Vegetable Oil by chadbrochilll July 5, 2008

brolisted 

The friendzone, for girls.

When you try to hangout with a guy you like, and somehow you become one of his bros and he wouldn't even think of dating you.

"You and Chris get along so well! You should totally date!"

"I wish! But I've been brolisted..."

"Aww, girl, that sucks!"

brolisted by leglesslegolegolas February 4, 2013

brolifter 

A person, most times a man, that spends six days a week in the gym training a classic bro split (Chest, Shoulders, Back, Legs, Arms, Biceps) whilst maintaining a Ronnie Coleman diet (aka rice, chicken and broccoli four times a day), also avoiding cardio training at all costs. He typically manages to make some gains with this method and them shows it off in the nightclub wearing a shirt that probably fits his little sister, but certainly not him.

„I swear, if you don‘t start doing 30 sets for biceps every day, it‘ll never grow.“
„Dude, you‘re such a brolifter.“

brolifter by HorstSeehofer October 14, 2020

bronicate

Bronicate: the act of bro’s fornicating

“Hey bro let’s meet up this weekend and bronicate”

“Hell yeah bro! Can’t wait for our weekend full of bronication”

bronicate by Dr. Schnau March 25, 2021