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Broke Bitch Poutin'

The broke guy w/ no $ who complains about everything being uncool and not worth his time instead of just admitting he has no $, hence, he is a broke bitch poutin'.

Disgruntled, he hates on everything he can't afford, which is everything, since he is realistically unemployed. He frequently rips on other women's appearances to bolster his shattered self esteem, as his broke self is relegated to zero to fat/ugly women himself.

Broke Bitch Poutin's frequently have hobbies which they call their profession (frequently the music industry: band, recording engineers, pretty much any kind of 'artist').
#1: Hey man, wanna go to the game Friday night, should be an awesome time.

Broke Bitch Poutin': I can watch the game on tv and drink beer at my house, why would I go to the game, the cheerleaders are fat and parking sucks.

#1: Oh that's right, you have no real job, well no need to be a Broke Bitch Poutin' about it.
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BYE BROKE BITCH 

When you're illiterate and can't process a logical argument so you retaliate with this without any intent on actually bowing out of the conversation because your big ego and low comprehension level cloud any sign of intelligence you may have
Person who passed the 3rd grade: points out a flaw that Isabella has/made in any articulate or borderline 5th grade level

Isabella: u mad, BYE BROKE BITCH
BYE BROKE BITCH by Steakyboi July 29, 2018

Broke Bitch Poutin'

A poor bitchy person combined with a pejorative gay term from the movie Broke Back Mountain.
Dude Trent, quit crying about the buffet costing $7.99, you're like the movie Broke Bitch Poutin'

broke bitch 

A bitch who ain't got no money
Let's go to the club. I ain't got no money. Damn you a broke bitch.
broke bitch by J.J. April 9, 2006
A term used to describe someone normally considered a friend that is acting uncharacteristically like a douche bag.

A half a step away from being called a flat out bitch.
"Dude, what the fuck is wrong with Kyle today?"

"Hell if I know. He's being such a brobitch today."
Brobitch by GoTopes! January 12, 2010
A female who is considered a 'bro' or is part of a 'bro' group.
Bro: Sorry babe, its a bro night, cant chill.
Girl: But Courtney is over too!
Bro: thats differnt, shes a brobitch.
Brobitch by Audrawrr July 12, 2009

Bookbitches 

hot girls that read books
Jack: dammmm look at them bookbitches reading

Ben: yea they look super hot
Bookbitches by Nerdytits November 15, 2014